A spokesperson for the man who goes by the moniker Colonel Kurtz, the enigmatic leader of the mysterious Red Hats, told Real Raw News on Sunday that President Donald J. Trump and his administration have crossed the ethereal line that demarks patriotism from autocratic rule and must be checked to prevent further erosion of the United States Constitution.
The sudden shift marks the third time in two years that Red Hats have trepidations about Trump’s ability to make America Great Again and restore its prominence on the world stage. During a contentious meeting with General Eric M. Smith in May 2024, Kurtz referred to Trump as “the lesser of two evils” in comparison to Joseph Biden. Kurtz had opined that all politicians, irrespective of party affiliation, valued power more than ratiocination. Nonetheless, Red Hats and White Hats had formed a loose alliance to stop the Democrats from stealing the 2024 presidential election, as the dirty Dems had done in 2020. The Hat coalition joined forces to destroy electronic voting machines that had been programmed to flip votes for Kamala Harris and eject from the country illegal aliens the Democrats had paid to vote for the Democratic candidate.
In October 2024, in the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, White and Red Hats fought side by side against FEMA marauders in storm-stricken North Carolina, where the criminal Biden regime had entrenched itself in hopes of seizing privately owned land under eminent domain laws for the sole purpose of staking claim to valuable lithium deposits. At significant cost, the Hats repelled FEMA, and the land remained in the hands of lawful owners.
In June 2025, Kurtz sent a dozen Red Hats to Switzerland in an ill-fated mission to destroy the CERN supercollider, under the belief that its operators intended to harness the collider’s power to create a time portal via which they could erase Donald Trump from existence. The Red Hats never returned home.
“We’ve shed blood protecting President Trump, and what’s he done? Embraced AI, cared about cryptocurrency, imposed irrational tariffs that’ve caused a damn can of Folgers coffee to cost 16 dollars, forced Midwest and Great Plains farmers into bankruptcy because they can’t sell corn of soybean. He hasn’t abolished FEMA or the alphabet agencies. He’s still sending Netanyahu four billion bucks a year while we have starving veterans on the streets. Enough is enough.”
“Trump’s sold out,” he went on, “and become the Deep State, the Swamp, he swore to get rid of. He’s big Corporation. And unless he changes fast, we can’t support him anymore. Why the fuck is he having lunch with Zuckerberg, whom he said he’d put in jail?”
He stopped short of saying Red Hats would endorse a Democratic Candidate or vote Blue in the midterms.
“Equally bad right now, no sense to vote at all.”
He said that Col. Kurtz has a solution: Trump must fire everyone and appoint only personnel with impeccable records from the Armed Forces to positions of power.
“No one here’s millionaires or billionaires. We care about the Constitution, not money or enriching ourselves. Fill the Cabinet with prior military service and watch how fast this country fixes itself. Trump’s fucking us right now, and this we won’t forgive or forget,” the source said.