A Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) advance disaster relief team predictably arrived in south Texas Sunday morning ahead of Hurricane Beryl and was greeted by a White Hat welcoming committee brandishing rifles and conveying an inimical ultimatum: surrender or die.
As the monstrous storm began its shift to the north-east last week and a Texas landfall seemed imminent, White Hats at U.S. Army Cyber Command and Marine Corps Forces Cyberspace Command heightened digital surveillance on FEMA’s D.C. headquarters and Region 6 office in Denton, Texas, anticipating the persistent cowards would once again use the storm as an excuse to plunder and terrorize citizens.
FEMA’s unyielding tenacity continues to surprise White Hat leaders, a source in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News. The diametrically opposed entities skirmished 16 times in April, May, and June as unprecedented tornado outbreaks laid waste to entire communities in the Great Plains and the South. Despite suffering heavy casualties, FEMA kept sending lambs to be slaughtered. White Hats decimated FEMA at every turn while suffering only minor casualties themselves. Real Raw News previously covered a few of this spring’s engagements, but reporting on each would be overwhelming.
Our source said U.S. Marines tallied four more enemy kills yesterday morning after a Beechcraft King Air ferrying a FEMA logistics specialist and ten armed agents landed at Conroe-North Houston Regional Airport. The Marines, he added, had foreknowledge of the flight and had set up an ambush two miles south of the airport, while spotters vigilantly watched the runway for approaching air traffic.
At approximately 4:30 a.m., a bus owned by the Texas Division of Emergency Management (TDED), unaffiliated with FEMA, met the King Air on the tarmac. However, TDED’s presence at the airfield was proof that at least some within the department were in league with the feds and, therefore, equally liable. FEMA deplaned and boarded the bus, which then left the airport in the direction of Interstate 45. Had their mission been successful, they would’ve driven a short distance to Houston proper, where they would’ve waited out the storm, ascertained the hardest hit areas, and summoned reinforcements.
But a spike strip Marines had stretched across the road at the last moment cut FEMA’s trip short. The spikes punctured the front tires, and the bus skidded to a halt, suddenly surrounded by 18 Gung-Ho Devil Dogs who commanded the stunned passengers to place their weapons on the deck and exit the bus with their fingers interlaced over their heads.
The driver, presumably a TDED employee, freaked out, wheeling his arms and screaming, “What the fuck is this?” as he dashed out the door. Mistaking panic for aggression, a Marine fired his weapon and dropped the frenzied driver, the shots causing hysteria among the passengers, who wouldn’t leave the bus for fear of being murdered.
“You murdered our driver,” a FEMA agent shouted, his melon, a tempting target, visible past the open door.
The lead Marine told him no one else had to die that day—if they surrendered immediately. The visibly frantic agent asked the Marines for time, saying he needed ten minutes to speak with fellow agents to calm their agita.
“I’ll be generous; you have two minutes,” the lead Marine said.
Boisterous voices on the bus became loud enough to hear, and the agents seemed embroiled in a heated debate over whether to admit defeat or die fighting. Amid the chaos a shot rang out. An obviously inexperienced agent who probably never before handled a firearm had shot point-blank at a closed window. The glass remained remarkably intact—but only until the Marines returned fire and sent dozens of rounds into it. The idiotic agent and two comrades caught a faceful of lead and glass.
The remaining agents implored the Marines to cease fire and tossed their weapons out the door.
“The surviving agents were subdued and taken into custody. Interrogations are underway. They had a cache of weapons in the luggage compartment and a refrigerated cooler with 1,500 unlabeled, prefilled syringes. The prisoners say it’s insulin, but we’re waiting on a chemical analysis.”
In closing, he said White Hats must now investigate TDED to determine the scope of their involvement and that Marines will remain in hurricane-ravaged areas watching for further FEMA activity.
Hurricane Beryl spun ashore early Monday, leaving two Million south Texas households without power and spawning killer tornadoes in Louisiana.