Traitor and former Vice President Michael Pence now lives at JAG’s menagerie of Deep State villains awaiting military tribunals at Guantanamo Bay, a source in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News.
Pence, the source said, received his comeuppance Thanksgiving night when US Marines arrested him for treason as he left a “male friend’s” home in Colombus, Indiana, following what appeared to be an intimate Thanksgiving banquet.
Real Raw News began reporting on the military’s pursuit of Pence in March 2021, after Pence, having betrayed President Trump and the Constitution, went into hiding upon learning that the Staff Judge Advocate had issued a warrant for his arrest. Special Forces had tracked Pence to a cabin in rural Indiana, but as they closed on their quarry, a crafty Pence escaped via a secret door on the floor that opened into a sprawling tunnel and fled the area on an ATV. Special Forces again encountered Pence in May 2021, finding him and a young Asian male sharing a hotel bed in Richmond, Virginia. Cornered, Pence’s associate pulled out a pistol and opened fire, his shots missing their mark but prompting Special Forces to retaliate. The Asian was killed, and Pence was grievously wounded in the exchange. He reportedly recovered from his wounds at Walter Reed Hospital and told JAG investigators the Deep State had threatened to murder him and his family if he didn’t obey their directive—certify the electoral votes for Joseph Biden. At the time, sources told RRN that President Trump, a merciful man known for offering second chances, agreed to show leniency if Pence named his co-conspirators and wore an ankle monitor while JAG worked to verify his questionable tale.
But months later, nearing his hospital release date, Pence, ostensibly with Deep State aid, slipped the ankle bracelet and vanished from the hospital, only to reemerge on the political landscape in February 2022 beside Deep Staters and RINOs who availed themselves of every media opportunity to vociferously denounce Trump as an insurrectionist.
That month, JAG amended its indictment on Pence, adding pedophilia charges, and reissued a warrant for his capture. However, Pence had throngs of Deep State protection—FBI, Secret Service, and deputy US Marshals—and White Hats opted to bide their time rather than risk an operation that could’ve caused collateral damage and the needless loss of friendly forces.
Over time, Pence’s security dwindled. Fifty agents became 30; later, that 30 became a dozen. By mid-2024, only four Secret Service agents shadowed Pence’s movements. And by September, there were only two.
It’s unclear whether Pence felt cloistered or if the Deep State had relegated him to insignificance; the Deep State customarily gradually lessened the security of other so-called luminaries for whom White Hats had patiently awaited opportunities to grab without generating a public ruckus.
Equally unclear is why White Hats didn’t nab Pence between September and Thursday, for, according to sources, they knew his whereabouts.
Nonetheless, karma caught up with Pence at approximately 11:00 p.m. last Thursday. Marines had staked out the residence at which Pence, a closeted homosexual, and his liaison were dining and kept eyes on the pair of Secret Service agents guarding the front door. Our source said the Marines had to decide on the spot whether to eliminate the agents or offer them a chance to get on the right side of justice.
The Marines surprised and disarmed the agents, subduing them before they could key their microphones and alert Pence to the danger. Faced with the ultimatum of either being shot as traitors or luring Pence outside, the pragmatic agents, pistols aimed at their heads, radioed Pence and said he had to depart the premises immediately. When the sodomite stepped outside, the Marines knocked him unconscious and also cuffed the agents prior to shoving the trio into the rear of a nearby van.
The next day, our source said, Pence was on a flight to GITMO.
Asked what fate will befall the agents, our source said, “Undecided at this time,” and of Pence’s male friend, “He’s a nobody. Just a 30-something guy that was schloging Pence, or vise versa. He’s not our concern. I do hope Pence had a bountiful Thanksgiving dinner; it’s the last he’ll ever have.”