Rebuking the Deep State’s weaponization of the Department of Justice, President Donald J. Trump on Monday signed over 200 Executive Orders that invalidate orders Biden’s handlers had authored to weaken the Constitution and strengthen their stranglehold on US citizens. Trump’s hugest powerplay of the day, though, was pardoning 1,500 J6ers whom the Deep State had unlawfully prosecuted for peacefully protesting at the Capitol that fateful day.
According to sources orbiting the President, many J6ers will receive reparations for lost time and wages, employment loss, pain and suffering, and other factors. Some J6ers had their homes foreclosed on while in custody. Others were tortured by their jailors. Sources said no amount of money can compensate J6ers for the horrors they endured, but that President Trump is determined to ease their transition from prisoners to free men. Although the source of future reparations is currently unclear, President Trump now has an arsenal of wealth at his disposal; he could use seized Deep State assets or even a sliver of his newfound crypto wealth. Trump’s charitable nature is boundless in matters of aiding aggrieved supporters.
The President’s hectic first day in office went beyond pardoning patriotic J6ers. He also purged over 1,000 unpatriotic Biden-era employees. He fired 135 high-ranking military officers who had “pledged allegiance to Joseph Biden” and supported his vision of unifying the US and Ukraine into a cohesive country called the United States of Ukraine.
Speaking of Ukraine, Trump signed Executive Orders nullifying Biden’s recent $500 million military aid package, and he will demand the return of all US military hardware deployed in Ukraine. Reclaiming our assets, however, is easier said than done, for Russia has destroyed 17 of 31 M1A1 Abrams tanks and 175 of 300 Bradley Fighting Vehicles. Ukraine, reeling from incomprehensible battlefield losses, has also depleted its supply of US-made HIMARS rockets and Stinger surface-to-air missiles. Moreover, last month Putin responded to a HIMARRS strike by launching a high hypersonic Oreshnik missile, which carries kinetic warheads, at a Ukrainian military compound that housed hundreds of millions of dollars of US and UK weapons. The attack obliterated everything. No one and nothing within a square kilometer survived the brutal strike.
While much hardware may be unrecoverable, President Trump’s bold and brilliant initiative is a step toward ensuring the US military-industrial complex stops funding foreign regimes. The death of the Biden kleptocracy, our source said, dawns a new day for the Golden Age of America, an era of peace, prosperity, and fewer illegal immigrants terrorizing US citizens.
The President wasted no time acting on his pledge to deport illegal invaders. Immediately following his inauguration speech, a joint task force of ICE agents and Armed Forces members, White Hats among them, descended on the sanctuary city of Chicago with orders to apprehend and deport 1,750 known offenders, all violent criminals. Per our source, the task force will make no distinction between illegal immigrants and citizens knowingly harboring illegal immigrants. RRN will provide a progress update once we hear from Gen. Smith’s office.