White Hats on Tuesday arrested two New York Times reporters for “treasonously” misrepresenting the president’s health in articles published on the liberal rag in November and December 2025, Real Raw News has learned.
The arrests came after the patriotic president posted to Truth Social, his social media platform, that the paper’s accounts of his health were seditious and that its reporters may have committed treason.
Last night, JAG agents raided the homes of Times reporters Dylan Freedman and Gina Kolata, presenting them with arrest warrants alleging they had willfully disseminated fake news about the president’s health to the American public. Freedman was the Times’ AI Initiatives/Data Analysis reporter, who published seven stories using AI-driven algorithmic data to claim that President Trump has dementia and signs of Alzheimer’s Disease. Kolata was the paper’s Health & Science reporter. She had printed numerous pieces claiming that Trump’s bruised hand, swollen ankles, and rambling speeches were proof he’d had a stroke and was receiving monthly infusions of Leqembi, a biologic for the treatment of Alzheimer’s.
The president has refuted these assertions, dismissing them as “fake news.” He had recently aced a cognitive exam and had a “perfect” MRI scan. His personal physician, Dr. Sean Barbabella, a Navy captain specializing in Osteopathic medicine, has said Trump is physically and mentally fit for a man his age. But his expert opinion and diagnosis haven’t curtailed the media’s rabid and baseless attacks on Trump’s health.
“We know Dr. Barbarella and many of the experts at Walter Reed,” a JAG source told Real Raw News. “They are impartial physicians who aren’t going to put their medical licenses on the line to fib about POTUS’ health. The media wants the public to think they’re covering for some imaginary health crisis. It’s bullshit, all of it, President Trump is fit as a fiddle. Does he get tired? Sure. How many almost 80-year-olds work 20-hour days without getting exhausted? They thought they could lie about POTUS and get away with it? They thought wrong. It’s beyond slander, it’s sedition.”
JAG agents, he added, arrested Freedman and Kolata and their respective homes between 10:00 p.m. and midnight. He was presently unable to provide details on individual arrests.
When asked what authority JAG had over civilian journalists, he said, “The authority of the commander-in-chief, that’s all we need.”
Curiously, the Times’ most vitriolic Trump critic, Maggie Haberman, wasn’t targeted in last night’s raids.