Despite Kristi Noem’s recent appointment as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Emergency Management Agency is still committing atrocities against citizens in fire-ravaged California, looting damaged homes and asking adults if their teenage daughters have been vaccinated for Human papillomavirus, a transmissible STD that causes genital warts and other maladies.
When fresh fires erupted near Castaic, scorching 10,000 acres, a FEMA caravan arrived at Castaic Lake and erected emergency relief stations to “help” the 31,000 residents ordered to evacuate the disaster zone. FEMA pitched tents and set up a “mobile disaster assistance center” where impacted persons could file for financial aid.
But the sinister agency had ulterior motives that excluded providing genuine assistance.
When a couple whose house was ablaze approached FEMA and asked whether they qualified for the promised $750 cash catastrophe allowance, FEMA denied them after noticing that the couple was wearing jewelry and clothes they could pawn or sell to pay for a hotel room. A FEMA goon reportedly noticed the husband’s Citizen Skymaster watch, saying he could pawn the $600 watch for $150 instead of begging the government for money. The villainous agents added insult to injury, offering to buy the man’s watch for $50, and his wife’s wedding band for $45, to save the couple the trouble of pawning or E-baying the items.
Less than a mile away, on the same day, agents at a Pasadena disaster recovery center brushed off a woman, accompanied by her teenage daughter, whose home and property sustained fire damage. Per the agency’s website, “Californians who experienced damage to their primary home, personal property loss or have disaster-caused emergency needs related to the wildfires. At the center, people can get help applying for federal assistance, speak to representatives from state and federal agencies, receive updates on their FEMA application for assistance and learn about the appeals process.” But the agents ‘helping’ the woman scoffed at her, saying anyone able to afford a Prada designer handbag didn’t need a government handout. She said it was a birthday gift. After completing ridiculously complicated paperwork, she was told, “Don’t hold your breath,” as FEMA had an insurmountable backlog of applications to curate and reject. Humiliated, the woman and her daughter departed, but not before an agent made a parting quip: “If your daughter’s sexually active, we can arrange for complimentary Gardasil vaccinations.”
Beyond the above examples, FEMA is still plundering damaged homes. White Hats in California have repeatedly routed marauding FEMA agents, compelling them to vacate properties and return stolen items. In one instance, FEMA brigands groused to Marines that if homeowners cared about their valuable, pocketable items—watches, rings, necklaces, and other jewelry—they wouldn’t have left them behind.
The White Hats we’ve spoken to say FEMA is irredeemable and unfixable. They say corruption permeates the agency from its upper leadership to its Gestapo-style boots-on-the-ground personnel. The depravity, degeneracy, and immorality are systemic, not a few thrill-seeking bad apples profiting from plunder. Disbanding the agency, they say, is the only solution.
White Hats doubt that even a MAGA Department of Homeland Security secretary can end the rampant exploitation. Trump’s previous DHS secretaries—John Kelley, Kirstjen Nielsen, and Chad Wolf—disregarded, or even tolerated, FEMA’s misdeeds, and one of his FEMA directors, Brock Long, turned out to be a Deep Stater.
“We like Kristi Noem; she’s accomplished and a fine choice. But we’re also aware history has a tendency to repeat itself, and we’re hard-pressed to believe any one person, no matter who, can fix the federal fuck-up that is FEMA. Maybe we’re wrong. Maybe she, Trump, and Cameron Hamilton (a former Navy SEAL and Trump’s interim FEMA director) can clean things up, but that will take massive restructuring. Until FEMA’s disarmed, they are the enemy,” a White Hat source told RRN.